During the shower we played a game which was sort of an ad lib sort of game. There were jars labeled "number" and "animal" etc and then Shelley drew out words and inserted them into a story to make the story of Makenna's birth. It turned out SOOOOOOO funny. It's too great not to share. Here we go (BTW I'll underline the words that were inserted, as if you won't be able to tell right away.):
The Birth of Baby Makenna:
Toward the end of her pregnancy, Lindley was feeling like a sloth. Finally on the 117th day of June, she felt a sudden painful contraction in her nipple. Of course, the first thing she did was go to the Wal-Mart and jump to keep her mind off the discomfort. When the contractions became more frequent, Michael suggested that she skip, till she knew for sure if she was in labor.
Lindley felt it was time to go to epcot and give birth to her sweaty baby, but they called the beekeeper to be sure. Within 646 minutes of hanging up the phone, she was to the point where she could not even jump during the contractions. When Michael walked into the beach and saw Lindley on her hands and knees jumping, he said "We are going NOW." and quickly packed up the RV and they were on their way.
They rushed to the laudry mat, where they were met by the waste management worker. Meanwhile, their family and friends arrived in their semi-trucks and gathered in the waiting room. Michael tried to help by jumping as Lindley skipped. This went on for 4 hours. Finally, the doctor decided to try poking. With a koala bear like roar, Lindley gave birth to their beautiful baby girl. She was perfect, with fast feet, and 33 fingers and toes. She weighed 23lbs and 77ounces and measured 3 inches in length. All the people in the waiting room agreed she had Lindley's toe and Michael's finger. And they all agreed that Makenna was the most beautiful baby girl.
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Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!!
Happy Mother's Day!
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